I had to log off to get away from OpenLife.
Conclusion of the story: don't be lazy and don't sit on any bench in OpenLife, walk, fly but be careful with teleport, you never know where you will land.
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Mark Twain
US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 - 1910)