Saturday, April 19, 2008

Grief seeking by starlight?

'Sofian the SLiberator' in aerial combat with a dragon?

SLaH offices continue to receive reports of Sofian sightings. Most of these seem to be from cranks and attention seekers. However, the editorial offices do consider that the photographs shown here may be genuine. (Look closely to see a figure with hot-pink hair... is this Sofian?) The following message was sent along with the images.

Phone text:
I WAS WOKAN UP BY A T3RIBLE NOIES!111!1! OMG WTF I LOKAD OUT DA WINDOW AND I SAW A DRAGON AND A WOMAN DU3LNG IN TEH NIGHT SKYI!! OMG WTF 2K A COUPL3 OF PHO2GRAPHS ON MAH PHONE 2 SHOW U!!1!!!11
WTF I THINK THES SI DA MYSTERIOS GREIF SEK3R SOFIAN
LOKNG FOR WUT!!!11!
WTF LOL DO U THINK
ANONYMOS??!!!!! OMG WTF LOL XXOOXXOO

Or, could they be dancing?

Translation of the above message:
I was woken up by a terrible noise! I looked out the window and I saw a dragon and a woman dueling in the night sky!
I took a couple of photographs on my phone to show you. I think this is the mysterious grief seeker Sofian looking for trouble.
What do you think?

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